1. 2 years ago 

    Keanu Reeves plays Special Agent Johnny Utah, college quarterback turned FBI agent turned undercover mole in a gang of surfers/bank robbers, in the greatest movie about surfing, bank robberies and people of all time.

    His limited vocabulary and vacant gaze will aid him immeasurably in infiltrating a band of free-spirited wave junkies.

    Plus, his quarterback training gave him the power to punt Rottweilers.

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